Why Ask Jarv'?

Many people are asking why I have created the web-o'-knowledge that is Ask Jarv. Well I'll tell you in a bulleted list (because I know how to do that and bulleted items need not be proper sentences, hence saving me typing):

• Many people in the past have turned to God. That is foolish, because they could easily turn to me.
• Chuck Norris has become a cult hero. Chuck Norris is the Jarv natural enemy.
• Even Ninja's need to study the way of Jarv.
• I feel I should share.
• Everyone doesn't know everything, except me.
• Google's time has come- Jarviiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is here!

So know you know.